Limericks for the faint and quaint

In the spirit of the coming weekend, and yes, without any idea of what to write about, I am sharing with you some of my most mundane thoughts in limerick form.

Have fun.

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There once was a doctor named Hayden
Who loved taking videos that were hid-den
He took shots of one night,
And now much to his fright,
He’ll now soon be locked up in a jail den

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There was a lovely old doctor named Vicky
Who was rich yet at times she was bitchy
Her paramour’s flaws,
Went right passed under her nose,
He was video-ing all of his quickies

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There’s a pugilist champ named Manny
Who was getting a headache too many
‘Cause the news everyday,
Whilst though much to his dismay,
Was about his crazy and feeling famous mommy

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Everyone wants to be Manny,
Who just recently beat up that guy Ricky
All that fame he draws down,
Fine song and women he frowns,
Lest he get beaten by his wife named Jinky

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Poor little lass that they call Katrina,
Thinks that everyone says ”Hey, I’ve seen ya”
In her birthday suit glory,
‘Twas an x-rated story
‘Cause her lover had showed, “Hey, I ate ya”